quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

(via heyitspj)

specterbilis:

i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion

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annulet:

baethoven

(via attack-on-precal)

  • me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr

toecruise:

do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just

image

(Source: puto1, via perks-of-being-chinese)

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

(via hotboyproblems)

#lol